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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via fucxsake)

spangefucker:

when someone cuter than u has the same name

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limousinemsrebridge:

speedwag:

(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)

THIS POST DESCRIBES MY ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE

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cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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themomentsifeltmostalone:

Front Porch Step - Drown

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via orgasm)